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My experiences as a Northern transplant down in Chapel Hill, NC, 2005. And now my experiences back up in NYC.

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Reason #12

Reason #12 to not answer your cell phone when your ex-girlfriend calls at 3am on a Thursday night:






Post your favorite quotes below.

posted by Vincent @ 15:16  

19 Comments:

  • At 6/04/2005 3:33 PM, Blogger Vincent said…

    "I know that I'm taking kick-boxing and I could probably kick someones ass if they attacked me..."

     

  • At 6/04/2005 4:01 PM, Blogger Roonie said…

    I liked what she said about not recommending it for other girls...although I'd have to go back and review it to get exact quotes. And I feel guilty reviewing it. That's my darling baby and I feel bad about reliving her drunken fear.

     

  • At 6/04/2005 7:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I think she sounds hot.

     

  • At 6/04/2005 8:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Best I can come up with for a transcript by the way

    Received yesterday at 3:03am

    Vincent this is Christine.

    There are some times I just need to depend on you, and this is one of them.

    The first cab that I took didn't know where they said they were going, and they dropped me off in Southside (?) park.

    And then the second cab dropped me off miles away from my house because I couldn't afford the rest of the cab ride because I only had 9 bucks which thank god the first cab couldn't provide for me or whatever but now I'm-we're scared.

    I'm walking through the bad part of my neighborhood and I was just hoping to god someone would be there.

    You're the third person I've called and there are just some times I just need someone to talk me through where I'm walking because it's crazy. And I thought you would be there and you're not so I'm just going to leave this mess on your voicemail and keep talking and blinks off because I'm so scared.

    And I know that I'm taking kickboxing and I could probably continue to kick someone's ass if they attacked me but it's super scary and I'm just I hate it I hate it with the bones in my body and the marrow of my bones and the skin and everything and I'm just scared and I don't like it and I'm walking as fast as I can but I'm wearing high heels and I'm also very drunk and I fell in the cab and I'm just so drunk and it's just not fair I should not it's so not healthy to be walking.

    I would say to any other girl don't do it but y'know I'm so scared so I hope you're having a good night and I'll talk to you later byeeeeeee.

     

  • At 6/04/2005 8:36 PM, Blogger Matt said…

    "but it's super scary and I'm just I hate it I hate it with the bones in my body and the marrow of my bones and the skin and everything and I'm just scared"

    Was she an English major or composition something because that was some awesomely melodramatic stuff she said there.

     

  • At 6/05/2005 12:49 AM, Blogger 1009 said…

    My favorite part isn't so much what she said as the way her tone changed as she walked along. It's like she turned a corner into a high-rent district and suddenly a smile lit up her face at the end.

    Also my condolences. I hope you're holding up ok. I'm looking forward to this summer.

     

  • At 6/05/2005 1:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Vinnie, it's Nick: I hope you're having a good night and I'll talk to you later byeeeeeee!

     

  • At 6/05/2005 2:54 AM, Blogger Roonie said…

    I LOVE HER! I'm so glad I met her in college. My total salvation. Love love love her!

     

  • At 6/05/2005 2:54 AM, Blogger Roonie said…

    She was an International Relations major, she's just cool like dat.

     

  • At 6/05/2005 5:43 AM, Blogger Adam Phillabaum said…

    Holy crap... that was freakin hilarious. I love the conclusion, where she totally goes from psycho-scared... to totally upbeat: "I hope you're having a good night".

    Pure Genius.

     

  • At 6/05/2005 11:54 AM, Blogger Kris said…

    At least you can say that I have a lot of personality! My name is spelled with a K.

     

  • At 6/05/2005 12:26 PM, Blogger Martin Davidsson said…

    Couldn't agree more with Brent's comment.

     

  • At 6/05/2005 12:39 PM, Blogger Kris said…

    Also I would like to defend myself, I think I was freaked out (like at halloween) AND scared of being attacked.

    I was near the canal in brooklyn and it is this old broken down industrial area that I don't even like to be near in the DAYTIME.

    I don't live in a high rent area anymore, I live in Brooklyn. It is scarier than Manhattan b/c it has less people to help you if you start to scream.

     

  • At 6/06/2005 2:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    What is it about women you've fucked calling you by the name 'Vincent'?

    Guys and girls you haven't scored with call you 'Vinnie'.

    -Josh

     

  • At 6/06/2005 11:22 AM, Blogger 1009 said…

    Very perceptive, Josh. You sure you're not going for a PhD in English?

     

  • At 6/07/2005 11:18 AM, Blogger todd said…

    Doesn't your phone have a headphone jack -- can you record from there with a mini to rca or mini-mini for computer recording. I've always wondered if that would work with phones that have storage capabilities.

     

  • At 6/07/2005 2:37 PM, Blogger Vincent said…

    It has a mini-headphone jack. Cell phones have smaller connectors. So I could get a cord to do that, but I haven't had the best quality experiences recording headphones to line in.

     

  • At 6/07/2005 4:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hello, how does a drunk dial lead to techy-talk. STOP THE MADNESS

     

  • At 6/07/2005 7:14 PM, Blogger Matt said…

    What is it about women you've fucked calling you by the name 'Vincent'?

    Guys and girls you haven't scored with call you 'Vinnie'.

    -Josh

    I find a very similar case that the females that I really know pretty well call me Matt and everyone else calls me Roach.

     

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