My experiences as a Northern transplant down in Chapel Hill, NC, 2005. And now my experiences back up in NYC.
Friday, June 17, 2005
I'm in NC for a wedding
I'm currently in Salisbury, NC for a wedding. It appears that some folks are scared to my whereabouts. I spent last night in Chapel Hill, it was great to see all the old sights, I have photos.
Today, I swung by the IBM building, the carpet was the same.
Yeah right, don't lie. You're hanging out with some newfangled technology that no one's heard of that you've become obsessed to the point of seclusion with. Am I right?
Speaking as J. Ronald Lane Latimer Professor of Conjugal Studies at Brighton Technical Academy, I feel obliged to point out that, in the domain of North Carolina, matrimonial rights may no longer be undergone by those bearing relations nearer than first cousins. No longer, it is true; small consolation, though, to my cousins Hermes and Madison.
I have a fish in a large glass container that should be used for pouring kool-aid.
At work I go by Vincent, everywhere else I go by Vinnie. I like it when I walk into parties and people shout "Vinn-nay."
I would like to go back to school, but I don't know what for; I thought about Law School because I like Free software: "free" as in speech, not as in beer. Research programs seem pretty cool too.
4 Comments:
At 6/18/2005 2:10 AM, Roonie said…
Yeah right, don't lie. You're hanging out with some newfangled technology that no one's heard of that you've become obsessed to the point of seclusion with. Am I right?
At 6/20/2005 7:59 PM, Anonymous said…
Speaking as J. Ronald Lane Latimer Professor of Conjugal Studies at Brighton Technical Academy, I feel obliged to point out that, in the domain of North Carolina, matrimonial rights may no longer be undergone by those bearing relations nearer than first cousins. No longer, it is true; small consolation, though, to my cousins Hermes and Madison.
At 6/21/2005 10:07 AM, Vincent said…
BTA (Brighton Technical Acadmey), that's just AWESOME!!!
At 6/21/2005 8:50 PM, Anonymous said…
Some people might take offense to the NC comments made. If I weren't busy having relations with my brother/cousin, I'm sure I'd be pissed!
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